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Revenge of the unseen, non-exploding penis

First, a statement. This is all true. Everything, especially the bit about the penis, is fact and it really happened. But you’ll have to direct your gaze downwards for that. Second, an apology. To all women in London’s gymland. Friends

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The Fanny Files: Part 4 The end of privates

Some people have asked me why I am writing about pubic hair. I suppose it isn’t something that people want to spend a lot of time thinking about. It’s the stuff that pokes embarrasingly out of your swimming costume and

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‘a ruinously high-maintenance, itchy, cold-looking child’s fanny’

We’ve been doing life writing, which is my excuse for this. I went to a party the other day. It was in the small, market town close to where I live and one of my favourite neighbours, Cassie, was already

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