Revenge of the unseen, non-exploding penis

Posted on October 17, 2011 by Cathy Dreyer — 2 Comments

First, a statement. This is all true. Everything, especially the bit about the penis, is fact and it really happened. But you’ll have to direct your gaze downwards for that. Second, an apology. To all women in London’s gymland. Friends…

‘a ruinously high-maintenance, itchy, cold-looking child’s fanny’

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Cathy Dreyer — 4 Comments

We’ve been doing life writing, which is my excuse for this. I went to a party the other day. It was in the small, market town close to where I live and one of my favourite neighbours, Cassie, was already…