First, a statement. This is all true. Everything, especially the bit about the penis, is fact and it really happened. But you’ll have to direct your gaze downwards for that. Second, an apology. To all women in London’s gymland. Friends…
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Revenge of the unseen, non-exploding penis
Tagged with: life writing, looking, mind your own business, parcel bomb, penis, police, pubic hair, true
Posted in confidentiality, feminism, friendship, grooming, Uncategorized, women, Writing, writing novels
Posted in confidentiality, feminism, friendship, grooming, Uncategorized, women, Writing, writing novels
‘a ruinously high-maintenance, itchy, cold-looking child’s fanny’
We’ve been doing life writing, which is my excuse for this. I went to a party the other day. It was in the small, market town close to where I live and one of my favourite neighbours, Cassie, was already…
