Once upon a time I threw Standpipe’s clothes out of the window. It was Friday night, we had one child and we were having friends round. I didn’t need help cooking but in my mind I had pencilled him in…
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Revenge of the unseen, non-exploding penis
First, a statement. This is all true. Everything, especially the bit about the penis, is fact and it really happened. But you’ll have to direct your gaze downwards for that. Second, an apology. To all women in London’s gymland. Friends…
Tagged with: life writing, looking, mind your own business, parcel bomb, penis, police, pubic hair, true
Posted in confidentiality, feminism, friendship, grooming, Uncategorized, women, Writing, writing novels
Posted in confidentiality, feminism, friendship, grooming, Uncategorized, women, Writing, writing novels
The Fanny Files: Part 4 The end of privates
Some people have asked me why I am writing about pubic hair. I suppose it isn’t something that people want to spend a lot of time thinking about. It’s the stuff that pokes embarrasingly out of your swimming costume and…
Tagged with: Brazilians, caitlin moran, Procrustes, pubic hair, women
Posted in feminism, grooming, life writing, women, Writing
Posted in feminism, grooming, life writing, women, Writing
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